Archive for May, 2010
Saturday, May 29th, 2010
Ricardo Montalban, AKA Ricardo Gonzalo Pedro Montalbán y Merino, AKA KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN was a Mexican-born actor with an amazing voice. Poor Ricardo died about a year ago, the cause of death: sheer awesomeness.
Ricardo’s stint as Mr. Roarke on Fantasy Island was before my time, but I loved him as the suave bad guy in The Naked Gun. Montalban also had a supporting role in Spy Kids 3-D, which I have to admit I saw (and liked). Ricardo agrees:
But undoubtedly the best role Montalban ever played was Khan in Wrath of Khan (and Star Trek TOS). Khan was the product of genetic engineering in the 1990’s, who was frozen in suspended animation and lost in space. That is until Kirk woke him and his super-human crew from their slumber. Needless to say shit went down.
Ricardo was an amazingly smooth and unique man. Now that he’s gone, will anyone else ever be able to fill his shoes? Maybe Gunther?
Tags: accents, actors, deceased, Mexican-do, smooth, sophisticated, Star Trek, suave, white suits
Posted in Celebrities
Thursday, May 27th, 2010
Kenny Loggins, AKA Adventure Kenny, AKA Kenny Fucking Loggins, pretty much defined the sound of the 80’s.
Probably most notable is Kenny’s involvement in the Top Gun soundtrack. In this ‘nothing-but-hits’ soundtrack, Loggins dropped the mega hit Highway to the Danger Zone, as well as the incredibly homoerotic Playing with the Boys. (OK the beach volleyball scene didn’t help anything)
But Highway to the Danger Zone was really just the tip of the iceberg when it came to Kenny Loggins and 80’s hits.
Follow Kenny Loggins on Twitter
Undoubtedly the best representation of Kenny Loggins was done by the amazing Yacht Rock series. Although Kenny is a recurring character, he really shines in Yacht Rock’s first episode:
Watch Adventure Kenny on Yacht Rock
Tags: 80's, 80's music, early 90's, homoerotic, Kenny Fucking Loggins, late 80's, pop music, rock music, soundtracks, top gun, yacht rock
Posted in Music
Tuesday, May 25th, 2010
Hey Dude was a show on Nickelodeon in the 90’s that was a teenage soap opera on a dude ranch. Think Saved by the Bell meets Bonanza.
Hey Dude actually kind of sucked. It was a lot like Home Improvement; I only watched it because it was sandwiched between shows that were good.
Watch Hey Dude with a laugh track
Tags: bad tv, Nickelodeon, soap operas, TV shows, westerns
Posted in TV
Thursday, May 20th, 2010
Dennis Rodman: proof that ugly people can make it.
To be honest, I’m not sure how Dennis Rodman stayed so famous for so long. He got started by simply looking weird: crazy tattoos, facial piercings and hair colors really appealed to 90’s audiences. Rodman was also a pretty good basketball player, but even combining the two really should have only yielded 6 months or so of big time fame.
I think it had more to do with the fact that Dennis Rodman was also some kind of bizarre 90’s sex icon. He mostly appealed to girls who really wanted to piss off their parents.
This picture sort of blows my mind (but then again not really):
Tags: 90's, athletes, basketball, hair color, hairdos, piercings, sports, tattoos
Posted in Celebrities
Monday, May 17th, 2010
Dio was an awesome metal band from the 80’s headed by frontman Ronnie James Dio. In case you whipper-snappers don’t remember, Dio invented the devil horns (or at least their use in the heavy metal scene).
Poor Ronnie died yesterday, and will be greatly missed.
While Holy Diver was Dio’s biggest hit, Rainbow in the Dark has always had a much bigger place in my heart. I think it’s because the video is so awesome: it features a stuffy guy in a suit following this girl all over some city. When he finally catches up with her, she’s totally rocking out with Dio and all the guys in his band. Sorry dude.
However perhaps the saddest part about Dio’s death is that the official video for Rainbow in the Dark has been pulled from Youtube. I really don’t think Dio would have wanted it that way.
WWRJDD?
Dio also had an amazing cameo on South Park, which has also been pulled from YouTube (ugh). At least you can still watch it in Spanish.
Tags: 80's, deceased, heavy metal, metal, rock music, rock stars
Posted in Celebrities, Music
Monday, May 17th, 2010
Power Wheels were at the top of pretty much every kid’s Christmas list from 1988-1994. Unfortunately the price tag on Power Wheels made for a lot of tearful Christmases.
I was pretty spoiled and my parents didn’t even get me a Power Wheels. I think they must have known how bored I would have gotten of the thing.
But Power Wheels seems like they had pretty good timing. By 1986, hippie fascination with electric cars had been completely replaced by cocaine and Camaros. So there was probably a lot of electric car hardware just lying around, and kids didn’t care if the thing only worked for 15 minutes before needing a recharge.
Pow Pow Power Wheels!
Watch a Power Wheels commercial
Watch another Power Wheels commercial
Tags: cars, Christmas, electric, electronics, gadgets, spoiled
Posted in toys
Thursday, May 13th, 2010
OK, OK, I know that this is just a picture of Kid, but when you picture Kid ‘n Play, who do you see? Or more accurately, which hairstyle?
I think I was either too young or too white to hear about Kid ‘n Play’s music career, but their movies were definitely just right for honkies like me (is that FUBY or FYBU?).
First we had the House Party movies which really captured what a 90’s house party looked like.
Watch a video of a 90’s house party
But then it was all over with Class Act. Although this was probably my favorite of the Kid ‘n Play movies, this proved to be the nail in the coffin, since Kid cut his trademark hi-top fade.
Tags: comedy, for white people, fuby, fybu, hi-top fade, Movies, rap
Posted in Movies
Wednesday, May 12th, 2010
Sister, Sister was huge in the mid 90’s. It was about two identical twins with less-than identical personalities.
More importantly, the Sister, Sister theme song was off the hook.
Watch the Sister, Sister intro
Tags: black culture, cancelled, off the air, sitcoms, theme songs
Posted in TV
